The Winners of Our Poetry Contest

For Your Entertainment

Grand Prize winner is Myles from Arizona!

The Ballad of Uh Oh Stinky

My name is Uh Oh Stinky

and I just ate a Twinky

I’m REALLY looking forward to

when it comes out in my poo

Second Place is Billy from Toronto, Canada

The Ballad of a Strait A Student

                                    It’s the summer

                                    what a bummer

                                    There is no school

                                    that is not cool

                                    I am on the honor rule

                                    though people say I am a troll

                                    some people go to summer school

                                    I wish I could cause that would rule

                                    but being the nerd that I am 

                                    I cannot help but cram

                                    studying for all my tests

                                    which causes me to jump in bee’s nests

                                    I just did that 

                                    Ooooowwwwwww I’m dying

Third place is Jon from Shanghai, China

Mary’s Lamb

       Mary had a little lamb

       The gun went bam

       The lamb was dead

       Its name was Fred

       Now she takes it to school

       And she takes it to the pool

       In her lunch box

      And instead of the fur of a fox

      On her back she wears wool

Thank You To all Contestants

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