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Grand Prize winner is Myles from Arizona!
The Ballad of Uh Oh Stinky
My name is Uh Oh Stinky
and I just ate a Twinky
I’m REALLY looking forward to
when it comes out in my poo
Second Place is Billy from Toronto, Canada
The Ballad of a Strait A Student
It’s the summer
what a bummer
There is no school
that is not cool
I am on the honor rule
though people say I am a troll
some people go to summer school
I wish I could cause that would rule
but being the nerd that I am
I cannot help but cram
studying for all my tests
which causes me to jump in bee’s nests
I just did that
Ooooowwwwwww I’m dying
Third place is Jon from Shanghai, China
Mary’s Lamb
Mary had a little lamb
The gun went bam
The lamb was dead
Its name was Fred
Now she takes it to school
And she takes it to the pool
In her lunch box
And instead of the fur of a fox
On her back she wears wool
Thank You To all Contestants
