Due to Covid restrictions, the world has turned to pets to relieve their extreme boredom. Among these pets are iguanas. But of course, the hard part of owning a pet, is coming up with a name. Here are the most creative iguana names of the year.

1. Stinky Joe. Stinky Joe was named by Tommy Higgleston, supposedly after his cage.
2. Tiger. Tiger was named by Dwight Lincoln after the pet he really wanted.
3. Danger: Bringer of Death. Danger was named by Lily age 10 after he bit her.
4. Vermin. Vermin was named by Near-sighted Bob as soon as he saw him in the pet store. There probably was a case of mistaken identity.
5. Bud Light. Bud was named when Fred, who was having trouble coming up with a name, looked in his cooler for ideas.
6. Skydiving Keith Jr. Junior was named by the Samuels when they bought him to replace Keith Sr., who went missing somewhere over The Grand Canyon.
7. Teacher’s Pet. Teacher’s pet replaced the former class pet of the 3rd grade class in Ohio Springs Elementary when the last class pet died of boredom.
8. No Name. George could not think up a name.
9. Playtime. Playtime was named when he chewed up all the shoes in the Thompsons’ house.
10. Lunch. Lunch was named by Explorer Pete just before he took Lunch on a trip into the jungle. Only Pete returned.