(Washington DC) Today, an act of injustice has occurred. I sent one of my star reporters into the Presidential Press Conference. Everything was going well until he started asking questions. Thankfully, my reporter recorded everything that happened. I listened to the recording and realized that my constitutional rights had been squashed! My reporter had just shared our company name when he was kicked unto the street. They yelled at him for spreading fake news, whatever that means, and fined him fifty dollars. I mean, our own President Biden just ignored freedom of the press.