(New York)-The Smith family was eating dinner when a neighbor, who was walking their dog by the Smith’s house, saw then eating tacos and was extremely offended. “They were literally eating tacos! Do you realize how offensive that is? This is an appropriation of Mexican culture, and I will not allow it to continue. The Mexicans are respectable people, and I will not let people destroy our culture by eating Mexican food.” The Mexican neighbor(who may or may not be a drug lord) immediately called the police. The police brought them to the station, and they are awaiting trial. The Mexican neighbor has been commended for his service and received the congressional medal of freedom. He runs a candy store on Main Street.