Take a good look at that picture. See all those male characters? Didn’t think so. That’s because there are none. (Que the dramatic music) In this article we will be going over all the reasons why the Marvels is inferior to all Marvel movies before it including Thor: Love and Thunder.

1. Captain Marvel is pretty much a women’s suffragist who still thinks she is suffering after having gone into space and turned into a living microwave.
2. Ms. Marvel is really just a female version of Tom Holland who dresses up in a less than flattering costume and got her powers by wearing a magical bracelet. She spends most of the movie with her eyes wide, watching Captain Marvel go about daily life.
3. Monica Rambo is a black Captain Marvel who got her powers by walking through a wall.
4. There are two men in the Movie.
5. None of these men are white.
6. Captain Marvel’s cat is the main protagonist. (At least the only capable one. Who wants to bet that underneath all that cat hair, he is a straight white male.)
7. A more accurate title for the movie would be Second Rate Super Heroes: Sorority Adventure, Because there is nothing Marvelous about these super heroes.