Everything Wrong With Minecraft

Minecraft. What comes to mind when you think of Minecraft? Building? Crafting? Enslaving inferior beings? It may seem like an innocent game for your kids to play (assuming you have kids, which I think is pretty likely) , but it is not innocent at all. It teaches your children crude racial stereotypes as well as how to be colonizers and harvest resources thereby destroying the environment. Here are the main things that are wrong with Minecraft:

  1. Creepers are obviously based on Muslims. Horror!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes it is true. If you peel off the green skin, underneath all that you will find a jihadist with a bunch if tnt strapped to his chest. The Problem with this is that it teaches you that Jihadists are bad, and we all know that they are very peaceful people. On the topic of Muslims, if a Muslim beats his wife is it domestic abuse or child abuse? Answer in the comments below.
  2. The villagers, who have dark skin are portrayed as having inferior intellect, and the fact that they are gay only increases the horror of the fact that you are encouraged to enslave them and mistreat them., as well as steal their crops and possessions. The only things about the villages that are good are that the Iron golems are a very accurate portrayal of white people in that they are dumb and fat. (I do not agree with that statement at all and i think the Iron golems are a good portrayal of Kim Jong Un)
  3. The Endermen are Tall, Black and Scary. The Endermen are obviously based on crude racial stereotypes. They are black which would be considered diverse and inclusive except for the fact that when you look at them they break your knee caps. They also teleport which could be considered blending into the night. They also do heavy lifting which is obviously from working in the fields.
  4. It encourages human trafficking. The fact that you can kidnap villagers to do your bidding is rascist, homophobic, sexist, furry phobic, and pro Israel. It also paints a picture of life in Mexico, which is something you don’t want to do, because it portrays Mexico as a place full of free laborers.
  5. The Wandering Trader is obviously homeless. You are encouraged to kill him which is not very nice. He also should be able to invoke squatter’s rights and take over your house.
  6. The fact that you can kill animals is an example of animal abuse.
  7. You are encouraged to destroy the environment by mining too much, and that kills sea turtles. (I have killed many sea turtles in my day) That is an example of sexism in the workplace.

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