Politics are very complicated nowadays, so it can be helpful to have some sort of reference to distinguish the different parties and who comprises them. Without further ado, let me explain politics starting with the Democratic party.

The Democratic Party is Comprised of:

• Black Women: All of them are democrats. They support abortion, gay rights, and furries. They hate men, whites, and Jews.
• Some Asians: They consider themselves above politics, but they always vote for the Dems. They hate Mongolians.
• Feminists: Taylor Swift and a couple female scientists. They hate men and probably beat their husbands. And they hate Jews.
• Drug Dealers: They like open borders.
• Child Traffickers: See above and below.
• Pedophiles: They won’t get punished for anything under democrats.
• Furrys and PETA: They are one and the same. They also hate men and Jews.
• Homos: They hate straight, white males and they drive pink Teslas with anime stickers on them. They also hate Jews.
• Fake Christians: So… Non protestants. They also hate Jews.
• Celebrities: It’s part of their white guilt. They also hate Jews.
• Turtles: NO MORE GATORADE PLASTIC THINGYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Lizard People: They are the deep state.
• Jews: They hate Muslims.
• Commies: They hate America.
• BLM: They hate Whites, America, and Jews.

The Moderates Who Double Dip:

• Your Grandmother: Just not Trump!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• Muslims: They hate everyone and want to blow you up or fly some planes. They really hate Jews.
• Jews: They just want to stay alive.
• The Mentally Challenged Americans: No one really understands why they vote how they vote or why they vote in the first place.

The Republican Party is Made Up of:

• Christians: You are here. We try to love everyone but we don’t really like homos. We like Jews.
• Rednecks: They’re with Ted Nugent and Trump. They hate Mexicans and Bud-Lite.
• Straight Folks: We are the normal people.
• Men: Like Andrew Tate!
• Whites: We can do whatever, we’re white!
• Jews: The traditional ones. They hate Muslims.
• The KKK: They hate everyone.
• Nazis: They hate homos and Jews, and they think blondes are actually smart.
• Kid Rock: He’s the man.
• Internet Trolls: They’re the real heroes. They hate everyone but white men.
• Unborn Babies: That’s a no-brainer.
• Oil Well Workers: Drill Baby Drill!
• Your Drunk Uncle: You know how he is.

Well, that’s all I got for now. Until next time, peace out and bomb Palestine.