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Best Actor Award Delivered: Where’s That Bloody Wall?
(London, England) Everyone has been anticipating this moment all year. Finally, the English have announced the winner of the British Academy Film Award for best actor. The only problem is, he’s not British, and he’s not an actor. In an interview, John Jackson, one of the announcers in the award ceremony, explained, “We didn’t have…
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Top 10 Iguana Names of The Year
Due to Covid restrictions, the world has turned to pets to relieve their extreme boredom. Among these pets are iguanas. But of course, the hard part of owning a pet, is coming up with a name. Here are the most creative iguana names of the year. Stinky Joe. Stinky Joe was named by Tommy Higgleston,…
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Teletubbies Reboot to Air On Disney+
Fans around the world are going crazy at news that the fan favorite TV show Teletubbies is getting a much deserved reboot. As of August 15th we know that the long awaited spin off will star Dwayne Johnson, Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, and Felicity Jones. The show is being filmed in an undisclosed location because…
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UFO Sightings Near Roswell
While one of our Allstar reporters was visiting Roswell he met a cashier with an interesting story. This cashier is named Bill. Apparently, one day Bill was locking up the 7-11 where he works when he saw a unidentified flying object. “It looked like a napkin from Subway, but I can’t be sure.” says the…
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The Winners of Our Poetry Contest
For Your Entertainment Grand Prize winner is Myles from Arizona! The Ballad of Uh Oh Stinky My name is Uh Oh Stinky and I just ate a Twinky I’m REALLY looking forward to when it comes out in my poo Second Place is Billy from Toronto, Canada The Ballad of a Strait A Student It’s…
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