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Politics in 2025: Your Complete Guide
Politics are very complicated nowadays, so it can be helpful to have some sort of reference to distinguish the different parties and who comprises them. Without further ado, let me explain politics starting with the Democratic party. The Democratic Party is Comprised of: The Moderates Who Double Dip: The Republican Party is Made Up of:…
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Thoughts on Kamala Harris and Tim Walz
I was there when sleepy/crooked/crazy/senile Joe Biden made a fool of himself on live tv. The most useful thing he said was that under his administration we finally beat medicare. Of course we beat medicare, that was obviously one of Joe’s campaign promises. I was there when he claimed that he joined the race because…
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Everything Wrong With Minecraft
Minecraft. What comes to mind when you think of Minecraft? Building? Crafting? Enslaving inferior beings? It may seem like an innocent game for your kids to play (assuming you have kids, which I think is pretty likely) , but it is not innocent at all. It teaches your children crude racial stereotypes as well as…
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Valentine’s Day: Who Cares? 💘🙄
—Excerpt from the Rockbridge Academy Newspaper— In the days leading up to Valentine’s Day last year, it was clear to me right away that the Rockbridge girls were way more excited than the guys. If a teacher happened to mention Valentine’s Day, they would all look at each other and do that cringy grinning thing…
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Surprising Uses for Sour Patch Kids
Most websites have health food articles on them, so I decided that I would write an article on the magical properties of the healthiest food I know of. Sour Patch kids have many surprising qualities which make them an invaluable resource and the main import of North Korea. The following are the surprising uses…
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Mostly Useful Answers Year in Review
As we enter into the new year, we like to stop and reflect on the last year. In this article, I will go over the highs and lows of 2023, month by month. That’s all folks. Happy New Year! I will continue to churn out these articles throughout the year. Tell your friends about this!
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What to Get People For Christmas in 2023
This Christmas season, you may find it hard to pick out the perfect gift for your acquaintances. Fear not, for I am here to help. In the following article, I have listed a type of person, and the gift you should give them.
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Top Eight Extremely Offensive Things That Joe Biden Promises To Change
Joe Biden felt as though he needed a new campaign strategy, so he released his ‘Big Ten Campaign Promises’ just this morning. Without further useless talking, let’s list these promises so that Joe doesn’t fall asleep while reading this article.
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All The Things Wrong With The Marvels
Take a good look at that picture. See all those male characters? Didn’t think so. That’s because there are none. (Que the dramatic music) In this article we will be going over all the reasons why the Marvels is inferior to all Marvel movies before it including Thor: Love and Thunder.
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Review Of The Teletubbies Film
The new Teletubbies film is as Crappy as the original. The idea to make the Teletubbies drug traffickers from Mexico did not help the plot anymore than the fact that the frequent news flashes on their televisions are actually mini bios of their next assassination targets. The movie starts in an abandoned warehouse. The Teletubbies…
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