(Houston, Texas) The 2024 election is coming upon us faster than we would like, and with it are the old disputes from 2020. People are already deciding who to vote for, and frankly, the Mostly Useful Answers Mid-election Polls are showing that many people dislike all the candidates. According to one Texan, “We can’t vote Biden because he might have a heart attack any day now, but we also can’t vote Trump because he might accidentally yo-mama a foreign leader. Those are the big candidates, so who is left?” That is what many people are asking across the USA. The good news is, we have write in ballots. This is what some people have taken advantage of. Texas is strictly Springfieldican (Voting for Homer Simpson) while California is mostly Sesameacrate (Voting for Elmo). What will happen if Homer is elected? I don’t know, but it will certainly be better than what we have now.