(Washington DC) Following recent protests near the national mall, the FBI has jailed over 16 Spca members on charges of assault. During the following trials, the Spca members defended their acts as ‘defending the animal kingdom’. Upon further research, the FBI has uncovered, their meaning. Late last February, the SPCA voted to do anything possible to rid America of the Pokemon TCG. During an interview, one of the jailed members, explains, ” This is absolutely evil! That Pokemon game is teaching kids that it’s fine to enclose animals in tiny balls and fight them. This is so evil!” The court decided to send her to an asylum.