The new Teletubbies film is as Crappy as the original. The idea to make the Teletubbies drug traffickers from Mexico did not help the plot anymore than the fact that the frequent news flashes on their televisions are actually mini bios of their next assassination targets. The movie starts in an abandoned warehouse. The Teletubbies are being subjected to a series of brainwashing treatments when the warehouse is bombed. The Teletubbies wake up on a desert island, where they meet sun baby and the pinwheel. The pinwheel agrees to give them drugs in return for their service as hitmen. Knowing this, the audiences will be forced to watch 16 new episodes of Teletubbies with this new information in their heads. At 5 hours and 15 minutes, the movie is 5 hours and 15 minutes too long. I would not recommend seeing this movie. The movie gets its R rating because, heck, these are the Teletubbies we’re talking about here. Do not go to this movie if you have health problems of any sort or if you are breathing.