Welcome to the Mostly Useful Answers first official top five article. This article will cover the smartest ways to unclog your toilet.

1. The most effective way to unclog your toilet is to stick your hand in and pull whatever was in it out. Of course, if you are doing this for fun, and you accidentally get your hand stuck you should not try this, instead click the link below:
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2. If the first option does not work, dump lighter fluid into your toilet. Needless to say, the next step is to light it up. This is guaranteed to burn any toilet paper clogging your toilet.

3. If that doesn’t work, call damage control before doing this step. First you must buy a water snake, then you must tie a bottle of a corrosive chemical to his back. Drop the snake in and see if it does the trick.

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4. If the snake does not work, your toilet now has a dead snake clogging it as well. What I would recommend would be to take out an ice axe and try to break into the piping from the outside.

5. If the last one does not work, and you are doing this in your parents’ basement, RUN! If you own your house, buy a new toilet.